are you serious yo?

Ok this is straight off the dome no paper or pen needed. you are such an idiot! i know when you're not being up front with me moron! whether it be discernment, woman's intuition, or common sense i know something isn't right. what you saying and what you're doing aint adding up broham. i had the decency to tell you i was talking to someone else tryina be honest and whatnot and for what? for you to lie to me? oh no no no boo. it aint even that serious. lol folks try to play me for boo boo the fool and i am not he. but its cool, i'm not trippin or nothing cuz i'm too f'in AMAZING for that mess. but still why would you feel it necessary to lie to me about anything? i aint your girl homie. aint trying to be neither. no bueno.